Thursday, September 28, 2006

Motherfuckers better feel the pressure

Shit, we're in some medieval rathskellar internet cafe shit in the Tallinn - it's kind of like Olde Europe Disneyland up in this shit. Apparently the EU opened up the floodgates to open bars called Molly Malones and serve Mojitos. Nothing gives the "Fuck You" to Brezhnev's ghost faster than some girly rum drinks. Stick on that on your perestroika platter.


A few minutes ago:

Me: Ma en oska esti keelt.
Estonian busline agent: I speak English.
Me: Could I have a bus from Moskow to Narva.
EBA: What are you doing in Moskow?
Me: Stuff
EBA: Also, you don't want to go to Narva.
Me: I know about Narva.
EBA: Do you like HIV?

Why yes, buddy, I fucking love it. Magic Johnson is my hero. It's showtime forever in this fucker. Also, no one gave me the memo that telling Fins your going to Moscow is like telling a New Yorker you want a nice weekend in Gary, Indiana. Why you're so high and mighty here, eh? Don't pretend like you isn't burning churches. I read that book. Also, I threw some pigeons my leiber crumbs, and the motherfucker only ate 25% because he has to give the rest to the federalist pigeon government. Viva Suomi!



At 11:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Finns hate everything russian because of the war..

At 6:05 PM, Anonymous Xha Temja said...

All the shit that this motherfucker wrote here is true, but there is something else he should write. My name is XHA TEME and when I was 18 years old I met a beautiful hore in a HOTEL in the center of Tirana. It was December. This lady was the mother of the motherfucker that wrote this shitt about the albanian countryside. Well. You can understand what happened next. After I paid the lady for her services I asked her about her family and she told me that she was gone far away from home because of a trauma she had when she was told that her baby will be a homosecual and as it will grow up maby will become a mother killer because of the mental problems. So she decided to run away from home. That was the first day in her life she decided to hook up just to make some money so she can pay for the trip. But tho money wasnt inuff so she decided to do it again and this was the begining af a new profession for her. Now she was a hooker and it was not that bad she was told. Very soon she learnead to mix work with pleasure. She started traveling from place to place and she enjoyed haveing sex everywhere. The destiny brought her in albania where she learned to have real sex with real mans. Everything in Albania was sooo BIG. So she decided to stay there forever. This was the reason that made this motherfucker come in albania. Dont misunderstand me. He didnt came here in Albania to find his mother. She is dead about a while ago. He came here to enjoy what he was told his mother enjoyed too. But everyone knew his history so it wasnt that easy for hem to survive in a country like this. Anyway. This was not the reason he decided ta walk away from here like a scared rabbit. The real reason was that he heard from some paesants that here in albania we kill homosexuals. Well. You can understand that this is not true because if it was like this he should be dead and baryed wright nou. It is not true too that we dont speak english here in Albania because I can asure you that every albanian speaks very well Italian, Greek, English and surely their native language what means that here in albania we speak 4 languages. If you want to watch the real albania you can take a look at one of my webbsites.
Try this.

The next time You come in Albania BE A MAN. If You do it I promise I will fuck you right in the ass.


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