Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Goats from the Caucauses are metal in ways you can't imagine.


A little before and after action from the Tallinn Zoo.
Before the Soviet Union collapsed:

After the Soviet Union collapsed:

This needs an explanation. We have a caption for the ass, an ass named Michael, and that white lump to Mike's right is the ass of the ass. Meta.

Elephants and housing projects:

In the middle is Rainer, our extraordinary host. To the far left is a guy I don't know. This was at a metal concert:

This is olde town Tallinn. It is a gorgeous city, and the people in Estonia are freakishly pretty as well, and friendly and awesome. Sadly, no stalker shots. The circumstances of taking would be awkward. "Hello, um, you're hot, can I take your picture to show my friends that you're real?" Yeah, whatever. Anyhow:

It's a good thing I didn't approach any girls like that. Firstly, I'm otherwise entagled. Secondly, she might get offended and give me a swift:

Hoo hoo, I kill me.

Then, that way, I'd never have to rely on Soviet Era morning after pills.

..and have to get an abortion, and have my fetus plasticized because, you know, that's what all the cool people do nowadays.

The miracles of life.

Medical museums rule. Check out all the awful things that can happen to my genitals. Cheers!

Prophylactics? More like prophylitastic!

An america-themed prosthetic leg:

And last but not least, BYOLENCE. On the drums is Reinor. To say they were metal would be an understatement. Men at work:

Charmed yet?

That's some Russian metal tude right there.

Oleg, who kept on saying "Let's watch gay action on the gay TV." Yep, sure.

Here's a video of BYOLENCE practicing. It didn't come out very well. http://s99.photobucket.com/albums/l313/Shermanzzz/?action=view┬Ąt=HPIM0107.flv

Their practice space was in a former fallout shelter, a rather metal one at that.

Check out the door:

From the walls, cynicism:

And like so many other things, a non-sequiter.

And we leave you with this Estonia collage. I wonder what this is supposed to be about?

Cheers! Zu America!


At 5:05 PM, Anonymous john atkinzone said...

what's up shermans! this shit is awesome

At 1:43 AM, Blogger Pete said...

that guy loooks much like lars ulrich

At 6:11 PM, Anonymous Xha Temja said...

All the shit that this motherfucker wrote here is true, but there is something else he should write. My name is XHA TEME and when I was 18 years old I met a beautiful hore in a HOTEL in the center of Tirana. It was December. This lady was the mother of the motherfucker that wrote that shitt about the albanian countryside. Well. You can understand what happened next. After I paid the lady for her services I asked her about her family and she told me that she was gone far away from home because of a trauma she had when she was told that her baby will be a homosecual and as it will grow up maby will become a mother killer because of the mental problems. So she decided to run away from home. That was the first day in her life she decided to hook up just to make some money so she can pay for the trip. But tho money wasnt inuff so she decided to do it again and this was the begining af a new profession for her. Now she was a hooker and it was not that bad she was told. Very soon she learnead to mix work with pleasure. She started traveling from place to place and she enjoyed haveing sex everywhere. The destiny brought her in albania where she learned to have real sex with real mans. Everything in Albania was sooo BIG. So she decided to stay there forever. This was the reason that made this motherfucker come in albania. Dont misunderstand me. He didnt came here in Albania to find his mother. She is dead about a while ago. He came here to enjoy what he was told his mother enjoyed too. But everyone knew his history so it wasnt that easy for hem to survive in a country like this. Anyway. This was not the reason he decided ta walk away from here like a scared rabbit. The real reason was that he heard from some paesants that here in albania we kill homosexuals. Well. You can understand that this is not true because if it was like this he should be dead and baryed wright nou. It is not true too that we dont speak english here in Albania because I can asure you that every albanian speaks very well Italian, Greek, English and surely their native language what means that here in albania we speak 4 languages. If you want to watch the real albania you can take a look at one of my webbsites.
Try this.

The next time You come in Albania BE A MAN. If You do it I promise I will fuck you right in the ass.


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