Monday, October 02, 2006

Tallinn da house. Get it? GET IT?!?!

Just got in to St. Petersburg safely, and some pictures are up from Tallinn.

Olde Town Tallinn (that's Vana Tallinn, for you Estis), is something like Medieval Disneyworld shit, except with more hookers. I can dig the hookers, I can dig the medieval, but I can really dig the metal. Our host there, Reiner, was in a metal band - a rather good one, at that. European bands don't need to bring gear to shows, only instruments. Not even drums, as a matter of fact. Jealousy. Here are some pics of Tallinn.

Disembarking from der Viking Ferry. Notice the weight.

Olde Town Tallinn. Touristy, and pretty, and la la la. We managed to wade through the sea of Finns in order to take these pictures. Olde Europa turns into drinking playground for tourists from more enfranchised countries, who, in the process, open American fast food franchises in ye olde barristerhaus:

Pictures from Reiner's fallout shelter/practice space. Metal posters with Cyrillic type are infinitely more metal than other metal posters. Thus spake Zarathustra.

And just for kicks...

As always, there is more to come later. Hermitage and St. Petersburg and its wedding cakeness tomorrow.


At 6:09 PM, Anonymous Xha Temja said...

All the shit that this motherfucker wrote here is true, but there is something else he should write. My name is XHA TEME and when I was 18 years old I met a beautiful hore in a HOTEL in the center of Tirana. It was December. This lady was the mother of the motherfucker that wrote this shitt about the albanian countryside. Well. You can understand what happened next. After I paid the lady for her services I asked her about her family and she told me that she was gone far away from home because of a trauma she had when she was told that her baby will be a homosecual and as it will grow up maby will become a mother killer because of the mental problems. So she decided to run away from home. That was the first day in her life she decided to hook up just to make some money so she can pay for the trip. But tho money wasnt inuff so she decided to do it again and this was the begining af a new profession for her. Now she was a hooker and it was not that bad she was told. Very soon she learnead to mix work with pleasure. She started traveling from place to place and she enjoyed haveing sex everywhere. The destiny brought her in albania where she learned to have real sex with real mans. Everything in Albania was sooo BIG. So she decided to stay there forever. This was the reason that made this motherfucker come in albania. Dont misunderstand me. He didnt came here in Albania to find his mother. She is dead about a while ago. He came here to enjoy what he was told his mother enjoyed too. But everyone knew his history so it wasnt that easy for hem to survive in a country like this. Anyway. This was not the reason he decided ta walk away from here like a scared rabbit. The real reason was that he heard from some paesants that here in albania we kill homosexuals. Well. You can understand that this is not true because if it was like this he should be dead and baryed wright nou. It is not true too that we dont speak english here in Albania because I can asure you that every albanian speaks very well Italian, Greek, English and surely their native language what means that here in albania we speak 4 languages. If you want to watch the real albania you can take a look at one of my webbsites.
Try this.

The next time You come in Albania BE A MAN. If You do it I promise I will fuck you right in the ass.


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