Monday, January 22, 2007

FUCKING KOSOVO

HOLY FUCKING SHIT I'M IN FUCKING KOSOVO.

And Kosovo is fucking BORING!



Which is very, very good. Considering in 1999 it was the site of an massive attempted genocide, and 2004 the site of massive church burnings.

Before reading this, you might want to scroll down and read the two previous entries. I'm in the middle of a massive update, and you don't want to see the episodes of LUKASHENKO out of order.

The roads in Kosovo are amazing, like America good. And all the buildings are new, except the churches. There's no Serbs left to rebuild them. Why are the roads good and the buildings new? Because the UN is here!



More boring:





LOOK AT ALL THE FUCKING TELEVISION SHIT. THEY LIVE BETTER HERE THAN IN THE BRONX:



I was in Pristina, the capital of Kosovo. Just for one night, because I wanted to go from Macedonia to Bosnia, and this seemed like the best way. MORE KOSOVO:



That's the hotel victory, which some french whore on top.

Check this sign out. I wonder who owns this building?



MORE BORING STUFF. BORING BORING BORING. KOSOVO = BORING.







Does it come with the blood of dead Jews?



Does anyone else find it ironic that the site of a mass genocide...never mind, it's probably unintentional.

Here's a dude running a mini market:



Here's the library. Pretty sexy, eh?



Check the flags!



Here's something not boring:









MMMM I WANT FRIES WITH MY EXTRA CRISPY CHURCH.

BORING AGAIN:



Hey! It's the Kosovo Parliament. NOTE THE LACK OF ARMED GUARDS OR DUDES WITH MACHINE GUNS.



And a wider shot of UNMIK (United Nations Mission in Kosovo):



NOTE THE SECURITY. It's basically nothing. BECAUSE KOSOVO IS SAFE AND BORING.

Check out the Mosques. They aren't Crispy. I still want fries. With bacon.









The guard booth for one of the Mosques:



Look closely. It's UNMANNED. BECAUSE KOSOVO IS SAFE AND BORING.

Kosovo traffic. WHY, PEOPLE CAN EVEN AFFORD CARS. KOSOVO IS NICER THAN THE REST OF SERBIA OMFG.



Look who Kosovo LUVS:





FUN FACT: Mother Teresa was a Catholic Kosovar Albanian. Cool!

Wait...look who else Kosovo loves:







Who's that slick bro on that building?



SOMEBODY FIND THE BLUE GAP DRESS. There isn't a statue of Bill yet, but only because they only build statues for dead people. Like this guy, who appears to be some sort of Albanian time traveller.



Goodbye Kosovo, the most BORING place I've been on the entire trip.

11 Comments:

At 2:10 AM, Blogger Stephen said...

"Does anyone else find it ironic that the site of a mass genocide...never mind, it's probably unintentional"

I didn't get this.

Yo fag I'm doing Athens now f'real.

I also got shit striaght with STA. You're due for the 12th.

Cool.

SS

 
At 7:25 PM, Blogger M. Wesley, Esq. said...

THAT'S CUZ YR A FUCKING IDIOT. 0WN3D N00b!

 
At 6:24 PM, Anonymous Xha Temja said...

http://personalmusicproductions.tvheaven.com

All the shit that this motherfucker wrote here is true, but there is something else he should write. My name is XHA TEME and when I was 18 years old I met a beautiful hore in a HOTEL in the center of Tirana. It was December. This lady was the mother of the motherfucker that wrote that shitt about the albanian countryside. Well. You can understand what happened next. After I paid the lady for her services I asked her about her family and she told me that she was gone far away from home because of a trauma she had when she was told that her baby will be a homosecual and as it will grow up maby will become a mother killer because of the mental problems. So she decided to run away from home. That was the first day in her life she decided to hook up just to make some money so she can pay for the trip. But tho money wasnt inuff so she decided to do it again and this was the begining af a new profession for her. Now she was a hooker and it was not that bad she was told. Very soon she learnead to mix work with pleasure. She started traveling from place to place and she enjoyed haveing sex everywhere. The destiny brought her in albania where she learned to have real sex with real mans. Everything in Albania was sooo BIG. So she decided to stay there forever. This was the reason that made this motherfucker come in albania. Dont misunderstand me. He didnt came here in Albania to find his mother. She is dead about a while ago. He came here to enjoy what he was told his mother enjoyed too. But everyone knew his history so it wasnt that easy for hem to survive in a country like this. Anyway. This was not the reason he decided ta walk away from here like a scared rabbit. The real reason was that he heard from some paesants that here in albania we kill homosexuals. Well. You can understand that this is not true because if it was like this he should be dead and baryed wright nou. It is not true too that we dont speak english here in Albania because I can asure you that every albanian speaks very well Italian, Greek, English and surely their native language what means that here in albania we speak 4 languages. If you want to watch the real albania you can take a look at one of my webbsites.
Try this.
http://personalmusicproductions.tvheaven.com

The next time You come in Albania BE A MAN. If You do it I promise I will fuck you right in the ass.

 
At 5:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

FUCK KOSOVO...ONLY GUN DEALERS AND STONED MOTHA FUCKERS....SERBIA IS BETTER OFF WITHOUT U

 
At 2:49 AM, Blogger adrian said...

fuck you,if you think its boring,come once more in kosova we will give you
an action that you will allways remember

 
At 9:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I dont know why this ppl are so far from earth, they think that they are modern ppl and stuff, but they are bastard's and gun dealrs and they sell their own sisters for money, I have seen that and I can show you some girls here that come from Serbia. they are sold for money (ppl dont you think that makes serbian ppl good ppl) I dont think so, if you think that that makes them good ppl then you sold your mother or sister too. so leave kosovo alone, why you have to be so evil,evil,evil and evil. your minds and spirits are full with hate and evil (just think about it, look in mirror and look what you are doing) anyway. Kosovo will not pay attention to you suckers so peace of. KOSOVO IS THE BEST AND SHE WILL BE THE FORCE OF THE WORLD SOMEDAY

 
At 8:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck KOSOVO!!!!FUCK PEOPLE IN KOSOVO,FUCK ALL IN KOSOVO!!!DEATH TO ALBANIANS!!!FUCK KOSOVO!!!ALBANIANS IN KOSOVO ARE LIKE LEECHES....SO FUCK UM!!!USA 4 LIFE,OBAMA 4 LIFE,FUCK ALBANIA AND BUSH!!!

 
At 12:53 AM, Blogger Alex said...

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At 1:46 AM, Anonymous Ta qifsha nonnen said...

Ta qifsha at famile ne pidh.Fuck your family in teen.The autor of this sheet will go in other world speedly.You will die.The autor of this sheet will go papa in home in sanitary.

 
At 1:49 AM, Anonymous you will said...

Fuck the Serbia,Milosevic and the Putin.Shut up you crazy bitch or you will kill someone you never know it.We will kill you and your family.

 
At 1:52 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

We know how you`re.

 

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